is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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