Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize