we're chasing vodka with high fives
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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