Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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