we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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