I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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