the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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