I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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