Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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