Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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