I like my sex mixed with concussions.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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