As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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