i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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