Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize