cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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