Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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