around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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