is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
MIDGETS
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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