I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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