Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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