good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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