you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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