I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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