i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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