i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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