For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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