She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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