Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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