That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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