Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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