i would punch a child for taco bell
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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