I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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