dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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