Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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