Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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