All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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