I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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