It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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