No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
