Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
