I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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