Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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