You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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