I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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