If that was your dad, he is hot
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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