I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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