when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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