You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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