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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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