It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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