Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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