I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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