cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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