he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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