Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
is your mom at the bar?
your thong is hanging out like whoa
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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