just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize