My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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