normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
