You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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