Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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