I heard we made out
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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