it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize