Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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